。福建笑话。

How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
。Because when it's cold, they go 'kwah, kwah,kwah'.

How do Hokkien prawns laugh?>
。Hae hae hae (hokkien for prawns）

How do Hokkien fish laugh?
。Hee hee hee (hokkienfor fish)

And here is a classic..............>

What's the difference between Ang-mor and　Hokkien fairy Tales?
。Ang-mor fairy tales begin　with 'Once upon a time...'．
。Hokkien fairy tales　begin with 'Lim Peh ka li kong...'．